Saturday, 4 April 2015
WHAT EMPLOYERS WANT FROM YOU
Tuesday, 31 March 2015
JAMB 2015/16 Direct Entry Registration Form Out.
This is to inform all interested candidates that
JAMB 2015/2016 Direct Entry Registration Form is Out.
JAMB has announced the Commencement of Sales of Direct Entry
Registration Form/Scratch Cards.
JAMB announced on their official website -
jamb.org.ng yesterday that the registration online
will soon commence.
The message on their portal
read – “2015 Direct Entry e-Registration Will Soon
Be Available. Thank you!”
Direct Entry scratch cards for registration for
2015/2016 admission are now on sale.
The JAMB
DE access scratch card will be sold in JAMB
offices all over the country. It will also be available
in major commercial banks across Nigeria.
Requirements for University Direct Entry Admission
A. Candidates must posses a minimum of five
subjects passed at not more than two sittings with
at least two at the Principal or Advanced level of
the G.C.E. and the others, at credit level of the
SSCE/GCE, NTC/NBC. No subject shall be counted
at both Ordinary and Advanced levels.
B. Two passes at the IJMB Advanced Level
Examination or Cambridge moderated Schools of
Basic Studies Terminal Examination or Institute of
Baccalaureate from recognized institutions with
SSCE/GCE, NTS/NBC credits equivalent in three
other subjects.
C. Passes in two major subjects in the NCE with
S.S.C.E, NTC/NBC credits or equivalents in THREE
other subjects (mainly for Education Courses).
Education may be accepted as a third A’Level
subject for those taking courses in Education.
How To Register for 2015 JAMB Direct Entry
2015/16.
Go online to the DE registration portal at
jamb.or.ng for more information.
Saturday, 28 March 2015
JAMB 2015/2016 CUTOFF MARK FOR NIGERIA UNIVERSITIES
University of Port Harcourt (UNIPORT) – 180
University of Ibadan (UI) – 200
Lagos State University (LASU) – 200
Michael Okpara University of Agriculture,
Umudike (MOUAU) – 180
Imo State University IMSU,/ Evan Enwerem
University (EEU) – 180
University of Benin (UNIBEN) – 200
Anambra State University (ANSU) – 180
Nnamdi Azikiwe University (NAU/UNIZIK) –
180 Education courses while others are 200
Federal University of Technology Owerri
(FUTO) – 180 UTME
Kaduna State University (KASU) – 180 UTME
Lagos State Polytechnic (LASPOTECH) – 180
Enugu State University of Science &
Technology – 180
Federal University of Technology, Akure
(FUTA) – 200
Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU) – 200
Adekunle Ajasin University – 200
Tai Solarin University of Education (TASUED)
– 180
University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN) – 200
Rivers State University of Science and
Technology (RSUST) – 180
University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (UNAAB)
– 180
Delta State University, Abraka (DELSU) – 180
(minimum UTME cut-off)
Abia State University, Uturu (ABSUU) – 180
University of Ilorin, UNILORIN – 200-240
University of Lagos (UNILAG) – 200
Federal University of Technology FUT,Minna
– 190
Kwara Poly -180
Federal University of Technology Owerri,
FUTO – 180
Kaduna State University, KASU- 180
Lagos State Polytechnic, LASPOTECH – 180
University of Ibadan, UI – 200
Lagos State University, LASU – 200
Michael Okpara University of Agriculture,
Umudike, MOUAU – 180
Imo State University IMSU,now Evan
Enwerem University EEU – 180
University of Benin, UNIBEN – 200
Anambra State University,ANSU – Not available
Nnamdi Azikiwe University, UNIZIK –
180
Enugu State University of Science & Tech
-180
Federal University of Technology,Akure,
FUTA -200
Obafemi Awolowo University, OAU -200
Adekunle Ajasin University- 200
Tai Solarin University of Education,TASUED
–
180
University of Nigeria, Nsukka,UNN – 200
Rivers State University of Science and
Technology, RSUST – 180
University of Agriculture, Abeokuta UNAAB-
180
Delta State University,Abraka, DELSU -180
Abia State University, Uturu,ABSU – 180
Niger Delta University – 180
Enugu State University of Science & Tech
-180
Federal University of Technology,Akure,
FUTA -200
Obafemi AwolowoUniversity, OAU -200
Adekunle Ajasin University- 200
Osun State University (Uniosun) – 200
University of Abuja (Uniabuja) – 180
Univeristy of Calabar – Med/Surg and law is
200, while others 180
Ahmadu Bello University (ABU) – 180-190
Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida University
(IBBU) – 180
Ambrose Alli University (AAU) – 180
Auchi Polytechnic (Auchipoly) – 160
Federal University of Technology, Minna
(FUTMinna) – 190
Kwara State Polytechnic – 180
Friday, 20 March 2015
I'M NOW A GRADUATE, NOW WHAT?
After a long day at work, I desperately needed to grab a bite; I was understandably in a brash mood, a hungry stomach is directly proportional to a squeezed face.
I ignored the greeting from the mallam and quite simply barked at him “Give me two Indomie super-packs”; the mallam promptly packaged my order and stretched his hand to receive the money I was holding. It was dark and my street was poorly lit, so he had to peer closely to ensure I had given him the right amount.
I was already poised to leave when the mallam said, “oga, na N140; your money remain N40”; I thought to myself, this man must be mad! Practical jokes are not particularly appreciated by hungry men; wars have been fought over lesser matters.
My temper was steadily rising; however, the thought of the daggers usually wielded by most mallams in Lagos kept my temper in check.
Mallams were famous for their sharp, short daggers and for their even shorter tempers.
With this in mind, I calmly asked “how my money take remain N40? How much be Indomie? ”; the mallam promptly replied “they don increase am to N70 oga, no be N50 again”.
Oh! Such pain, my ears went deaf!
This was true heartbreak! I went into shock; I feared my young heart was going to fail. How could Indomie super-pack, the last hope of the hungry man be N70? No!
The tears weren’t far behind, I humbly returned my purchase and requested for another brand of noodles.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going, when Indomie becomes N70, man must decide that it was always too peppery anyway and switch to a cheaper brand. Call it sour grapes but it works.
Before you get carried away and think me miserly or stingy, you must first hear me out.
I am a graduate of one of Nigeria’s finest (sic) Universities; proud owner of a B.sc certificate; all my parents said was to go to school and not do worse than a second class, lower division.
I had visions of a six figure salary and at least 5luxury cars before I was thirty. After all, I was now a graduate, right?
WRONG!
The NYSC Scheme simply served as a one year demarcation between me and the suffering that was to follow.
Considering the fact that I was subsequently posted to Gombe state, heaven had indeed dealt me a heavy hand. As I was not prepared to lie about a non-existent medical condition, I couldn’t re-deploy.
One year passed swiftly enough and I was back to the big city of Lagos! I started calling uncles, aunts and family friends who, prior to that period had promised me jobs.
My CV quickly became like a “Lord’s Chosen Revival” flyer, it was everywhere.
I gave out my CV to anyone and everyone that asked. I applied for countless jobs online; nothing seemed to be panning out.
I downloaded rare and beautiful fonts on the internet that I used in writing my CV but it barely ever got me invited for aptitude tests.
Some lollipop licking rich kid who bought a 2-1 from a private university always got the job anyway.
The most annoying part is that nobody wants to employ a fresh graduate anymore, everybody wants ‘at least two years working experience, like where am I supposed to get the experience from if nobody will employ a fresh graduate?
All the people that promised lucrative jobs started giving excuses, they suddenly realised that I should have finished with a First Class; I should have studied Accounting, I should register for an MBA.
The excuses were unending and in time, all those who had promised started to avoid me like a plague.
Thus, when I was interviewed and offered employment by an Insurance company, my joy knew no bounds, most of my school mates were still home applying for non-existent jobs.
Never mind that the take home pay I was offered was N35, 000. My office is at Gbagada while I live at Festac; N35, 000 wasn’t even guaranteed to take me home every month.
Thus, I was frugal by the nature of my tight finances; my life was the classic example of a budget; I deliberately extensively before I ate and I naturally gravitated towards the cheapest restaurants.
A social life was impossible with this kind of pay; I became a man of “simple pleasures”, constantly reminding myself that my ancestors didn’t require money to be happy. My idea of a perfect weekend was one in which I didn’t have to spend any money.
I entered into compulsory celibacy. I couldn’t even take care of myself not to talk of one toothpick legged, jeggings wearing, bucket size handbag clutching, oversize shade wearing Lagos girl.
Pardon me; this forced celibacy has turned me into some sort of misogynist.
Nobody warned me it was going to be like this. Back in school, we all thought companies were going to be figting over us as soon as we graduated. Such ignorance! It’s so the other way round.
Two hundred thousand job seekers fight for twenty slots. What you studied doesn’t matter anymore. You can throw a stone in the market and hit an unemployed lawyer.
Raise your hand and let your amen be loud as I pray for you:
MAY YOU NOT SPEND ALL THOSE YEARS IN SCHOOL AND ALL THAT MONEY IN LAW SCHOOL ONLY TO COME OUT AND BE A CHARGE AND BAIL LAWYER!
I became somewhat of an expert CV writer….but I digress. Back to my original story; I walked home hungry and angry. The world will obviously soon end, Indomie sells for N70; has to be one of the signs of the endtime. My legs could barely carry my body.
As usual, I had trekked half of Lagos – with a heavy suitcase filled with all sorts of forms – begging snobbish rich men to take out insurance policies.
One of them even released two wolf-like dogs on me. Didn’t know I could jump an eight feet high fence till that day.
I got home and put the noodles on fire and waited impatiently for it to cook. I couldn’t even wait for the water to get hot before i put the noodles and all its seasonings in it.
Then suddenly, the hissing sound of the gas cooker stopped. I cursed the gas cooker under my breath. What a time to run out of gas.
I opened the pot and behold, the noodles were still as crisp as new with the seasonings swimming on the surface of the water. I dipped my hands in the pot and munched the noodles like that. If the water was hot, I didn’t notice. I drant a lot of water to fill my stomach.
Feeling slightly relieved, I walked majestically to my second hand Sharp TV and switched it on, then slipped an obviously pirated CD into the DVD player. I smiled, a poor man’s Silverbird galleria
…
Everything went off and the room was dark. My neighbour’s loud home theatre was still on. What a time to run out units on my prepaid metre.
I completed my day with a mental image of luxurious cars and then cursed GEJ till I dozed off.
Written by: @moscomoet and @bossyboyrocks
Friday, 13 March 2015
LASU produces six first class, 6885 graduates
University (LASU) will receive their diploma, first
and higher degrees during the 20th convocation
ceremony, the Vice Chancellor, Prof John
Obafunwa has revealed.
Addressing newsmen on the forthcoming
convocation ceremony, Prof Obafunwa also
disclosed that the university produced six First
Class graduates from Engineering (1), Law (1),
Science (1), Social Sciences and one (Management
Science) from Part-Time programme.
The VC disclosed that the university would not
award any honorary degrees in line with the
directive of Governor Babatunde Fashola and the
decision of the Governing Council.
Prof Obafunwa described the 20th convocation
ceremony as historic and unique due to the fact
that, it would be the last convocation ceremony to
be witnessed by Governor Fashola and visitor of
the university. He lauded the governor’s invaluable
contributions to the stability, growth and
development of LASU during his eight years
administration.
According to him, the convocation lecture entitled:
“From whom much is expected, enough should be
given’’ would be delivered by former VC of the
University of Ilorin, Prof Is-haq Oloyede on
Tuesday, March 17 while the governor would
commission three projects including Faculty of
Science, Faculty of Law and LASU Radio.
Coconut breaking festival will take place on March
16 and the command performance play entitled
Eni’Ayan’ (The Chosen) by Yeside Dosunmu-Lawal
would be staged same date.
Giving a breakdown of graduates from both full and
part time programmes, Obafunwa said Faculties of
Arts has 764, Education 2,659, Engineering 91, Law
202, Management Science 1, 617, Science 728,
Social Sciences 472, School of Communications
262, College of Medicine 79 and School of
Transport 11.
Obafunwa said LASU was celebrating the
convocation ceremony with mixed feeling because
the university recently lost its Chancellor, Sir
Molade Okoya- Thomas and described him as a
great philanthropist, astute administrator,
industrialist par excellence, sports guru and one of
the strong benefactors of the institution.
He acknowledged the numerous projects
sponsored by the Lagos State government in the
campus and used the opportunity to appreciate the
commitment and contributions of Governor Fashola
towards the institution.
The VC further noted that his administration was
committed to ensuring a stable calendar for the
2014/2015 academic session, adding, “we are
working round the clock in accordance to the rules
and regulations that established LASU to conclude
the session by September.
On rebranding of LASU, Prof Obafunwa said one of
the focal points of his administration was to
rebuild and reposition the university’s academic
excellence and earn a better image.
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